**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

This is literally based on a total drama roleplay me and my friends did and its set in a high school so ahaha yeah

At first, I was like ~mmm fanfiction writing~~ as a joke. But bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is a one-shot collection of random smuts. I'm open to requests, just comment on one of my posts! Also, DISCLAIMER NONE OF THIS IS SERIOUS IM JUST BORED SKSKK

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

When one dumbass is run over by truck-kun while posting a daily isekai communism meme, he is himself isekai'd. A palace, a princess, and a quest, but all is not well beneath the golden spires and great trees. The knowledge of earth is a boon far greater than anything on this world's terms, but is a random loser truly up to the task of wielding it?

Shrek thought fiona was the love of his life until he met a poor stable bean and had some serious thinking to do about what love was and what he wanted to do..

Holy shi- I can't believe I'm actually doing this Trust me, read it, you won't be disappointed