This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Dudley never thought of her daughter getting a letter to Hogwarts... but now... she's attending it! Daisy is the complete opposite of Dudley, she's bright and happy all the time! When she goes in the train to Hogwarts, she meets a boy named Scorpius Malfoy! They become friends and are both sorted into Slytherin! But what happens if a Muggle born is sorted into Slytherin?

So, everyone knows who Draco Malfoy is... but did you know he had a sister? Lynx Malfoy is loved by her older brother Draco, but he chooses He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named over her because he simply doesn't want to die. Now Lynx is hated by her parents and now must go to the family that the Malfoy's hate most.... the Weasley's.... Will they trust her? Or will she be damned in all of the Wizarding World?

Sequel to 'When You're Strange': Alice Rhowen, ex-fiance of Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater, is sentenced to life in Azkaban. But, not for long... Back at home, Ron Weasley, and a few others plan to break her free. But, with Voldemort still alive, and stronger than ever, that's not going to be easy.

Sixth-year Slytherin, Alice Rhowen, is, along with her boyfriend Draco Malfoy, the most powerful Slytherin student. She's the outcast of a family full of Gryffindors. When Draco and his family invite her to their house for Christmas break, her life is never the same.

Fanfic Watty Awards winner 2011. Lily Luna Potter is the only daughter of the famous Harry Potter. It's her fifth year at Hogwarts and her feelings for a certain golden haired Slytherin are starting to surface. He's the son of an ex-deatheater, but for some reason, she can't get him out of her head. Can she resist her temptations this year? Especially on an eventful school trip to Durmstrang for the infamous Triwizard Tournement. On the outside Scorpius Malfoy has everything, the looks, the brains and the charm but there's one thing missing. A certain red head that he can't have. Or can he? This year will change everything. Magic and Love in one story. What more can you want really? Note: I know now that the new book and play has come out it may be a little different to what happens in this story, as when I wrote this story I didn't have a clue what any of the characters were going to be like. So I'm sorry if they act out of character to whats in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.