So, me being a freaky weirdo(as usual), I was reading Creepypasta lemons and not a lot of them were that great so I decided to try to write some myself, if you guys have any tips or requests, just let me know! I basically know every pasta out there and if I don't, I will ask you in the comments to message me their story. I cannot reply to messages due to the fact that I can't access the email account that I used for Wattpad so I can't verify this Wattpad account unfortunately, but other than that, ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKY CREEPYPASTA FANS!! Looking for those fucking cover pictures was torture btw, I looked up sexy Creepypasta boys and clicked on images....I was biting my lip and practically panting the entire time.

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋