wei wuxian hasnt been getting enough attention from lan wanji so he decides to do unspeakable things with his hubbys sword, bichen. bichen somehow turns into a talking sword with a deep Russian accent and somehow always manages to slip and fall into wei wuxians butt whenever wei wuxian is feeling lonely. these are terrible one-shot that'll make u cringe super hard.. THIS IS A JOKE FANFIC, DONT TAKE IS SERIOUSLY

Alpha Wei Wuxian is a student who has gone to his uncle's university to complete his MBA degree, but where guest Professor omega Lan Wangji is bullied by all the rich elite class students of the Yiling University. Wei Wuxian protects Lan Wangji from being bullied by all the rich students in the university but during this time alpha WWX also makes his omega professor LWJ pregnant during omega-heat. Later Lan Wangji got married to someone else but he cheated his husband with Wei Wuxian. (Warning :- This ff is not Pure Xianwang) ~~>>Special Warning<<~~ Youtubers are not allowed to shared my story on their YouTube Channel. Don't like it, don't read it you can skip this ff immediately. Don't copy my stuff on other sites or don't translate without my permission or legal concent. This story is also available on my YouTube Channel "Love Scandals." Adult-content🔞 and mature dialogues. Whatever abusive language you say to me, you will be indirectly saying it to yourself. So before speaking, choose your words carefully because in the end you will end up abusing yourself. If you have any problem with the concept or anything then you can skip this FF immediately without commenting any haterate. *****

This is a short story. This is my own writing FF. So no one can copy this story without my permission.

Story is about the twin brothers, one(Xiao Wuxian) who is calm, kind and lovely and other(Xiao Zhan) who is right opposite than his twin brother, what happens when one beauty catch the twins eyes, one who does pure love and other who just wants beauty's body. **** Heya! I hope you show some love on this one of my ff. That's all *laughs nervously* alright so do enjoy!

Lan Taitai [蓝太太]/(Mrs Lan) Lan Wangji had discovered his attraction to Wei Wuxian during their early years of education in Cloud Recess but Gusu Lan had never been accepting of different sexualities. So Lan Wangji, the ideal disciple of the sect couldn't afford to risk his entire reputation on the off chance that his extremely straight and handsome crush may consider giving Lan Wangji a chance. So Lan Wangji internalized his feeling. Lan Wangji celebrated the untying of the forehead ribbon that Wei Wuxian had unwittingly done at Qishan and reminisced the sole kiss they had shared with the help of a blindfold at Phoenix mountains. All that till he felt his Wei Wuxian slip to the dark side and ultimately gone from the face of the world. That made Lan Wangji snap. In the aftermath of the Nightless City Massacre, Lan Wangji came out as gay, much to the displeasure of Gusu Lan. They tried to change him, whipping him mercilessly to within an inch of his life. But Lan Wangji continued to remain a faithful husband to the man he had sworn his affection to, raising their child and remaining in mourning for sixteen years. Then Wei Wuxian came back but as the make up encrusted transwoman, Mo Xuanyu. Poor Wei Wuxian could never see the joke fate played on Lan Wangji. But to Lan Wangji's surprise he was still in love with his Lan Taitai.

It was just another day, Xie Lian going about the mortal realm like he always did. He saves a young child from ferocious dogs, and through twists of fate, that very child now calls him 'Baba' ?! This is the story of Wei Ying, a seven-year-old orphan spanning countless years and ordeals serving to shape everyone's futures. As fate would have it, he is picked right up from the streets by none other than Xie Lian, the strongest scrap-collecting god, who alongside Hua Cheng, the notorious ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower, both who adopt Wei Ying as their son. In them, he finds respite, beginnings of timeless bonds and most importantly, home.

Lan Wangji can't talk. When he was a child then he lost his ability to speak. Since then Lan Qiren has bitterness towards Lan Wangji because everyone was backbiting about Lan sect and about Lan Wangji's future. It's Lan Wangji's cruel fate that his parents died in his childhood. He can't speak and always he has to listen to the taunts of his uncle Lan Qiren. Lan Wangji wants to live a life without no rules but in Gusu he has to follow all rules. He doesn't have any friends. How Lan Wangji's life is going to change or he will always suffer from difficulties? How Lan Wangji is going to affect Wei Wuxian's life? How Wei Wuxian is going to suffer because of Lan Wangji's one mistake? Lan sect and Jiang sect are enemies of each other. There is always tussle in between two sects. Wen sect always takes advantage of it and they increase the tension if both sects. I hope you will like this FF. ❤❤❤❤ This FF contains adult content.

Lan Wangji is a carefree young businessman who is addicted to sex and is always fantasizing about new sexual pleasures and does not want to get involved in any commitment. Lan Wangji has a strange encounter with Wei Wuxian where the two get involved in each other's lives by having sex with each other but no one knows that Wei Wuxian is a ger who has a womb. ~~>>Special Warning<<~~ Youtubers are not allowed to shared my story on their YouTube Channel. Don't like it, don't read it you can skip this ff immediately. Don't copy my stuff on other sites or don't translate without my permission or legal concent. This Storyline contains adult scenes and adult dialogues too.🔞 This story is also available on my YouTube Channel "Love Story Teller" Adult-content🔞, adult dialogues Whatever abusive language you say to me, you will be indirectly saying it to yourself. So before speaking, choose your words carefully because in the end you will end up abusing yourself. If you have any problem with the concept or anything then you can skip this FF immediately without commenting any HateRate

Only zhanyi & xiangwang one shorts. This is my imaginary story, it has nothing to do with real life. YouTubers are not allowed to Share my story on their YouTube channel This one short story omegavers please forgive my grammar mistakes

what if lan wangji died instead of Wei wuxian would cause Wei wuxian bringing chaos to the cultivation world? what if Wei wuxian actually tried to wait for lan wangji for 10,000 years? what if Wei wuxian has brothers and sister wouldn't that count as siblings? Cangse sanren and Wei changze wasn't actually his parents? but who would be Wei wuxian's parents? This was my first story so please don't be rude. This was mostly inspired by a book which I don't remember I do not update daily I only update whenever I'm bored or lazy. This is xianwang or wangxian. Do not ship other characters with the protagonists, do not also ship the antagonist with the protagonists here. This might cause many angst between the protagonists or the couple