"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"

When Harry and Niall become roomies, Harry finds out that Niall is the little angel he's been waiting for all his life. NEW UPDATE EVERY WEEKEND WARNING: Smut. Lots of it. Maybe some feels.

*2026 UPDATE: Currently working on a rewrite that includes Linda! This book is not cancelled, this book is not a joke, I'm legit in love with this man and want to be Linda. Chapters are episode-based If you don't like, don't read. (Let's be honest, we've all read weirder) *I DON'T OWN BOB'S BURGERS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS

"Harry! I can't be a princess!" "You're not a princess, you're my princess." ♕ Harry just wants to give innocent little Niall the world. ♕ {highest rank #2} Copyright © poisonnialler 2015

This is the end of Jizzie.

When Marnie met Harry Styles in a club in Soho the last thing she expected was to wind up pregnant with his child. After almost two years of remaining adamant that Harry musn't know about their daughter, what happens when she cracks and is thrown into the world of One Direction? Highest ranking: #4 in Fanfiction

"Just go get laid, Harry! Find a dick and ram it up your ass." "Why am I friends with you, Niall?" All Rights Reserved To: @longhairedirwin. Copyright ©