This is the book of the holy speakings of our lord and Saviour Shrek. This includes -History -Holidays -Songs - memes -Other important Shrek stuff

I would apologize but you said you kinda wanna smash Jesus so

in which pingu learns that being a slut ain't so bad

BOOK 1 of the ROYAL PURPLE series!! You, a cute anime girl, encounter Waluigi for the first time at a local coffee shop and instantly fall for this tall, lanky hottie. What lengths will you go to make sure that he reciprocates these feelings? Enemies to lovers... kind of. Just read it and you'll see, cutie ;)

We all have secrets to hide... even our president. Journey inside the mind of Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton, Harambe, Jacob Sartorius, and Shrek Jesus, as they face Obama, the Kardashians, and many more foes, all the while trying to discover the truth behind a double murder.