THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy goes to buy a toilet but to his surprise...its alive..... Find out what they do by reading there will be kinda smut in here idk cover drawn by me THERE WIL PROB BE ANGST

DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

Varamouche is just a new ship made by my online friend and her gf. I'm just a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 follower of it and nothing else, although I do make some of the canon stuff (Like everything in this, almost.) There will be some grammar mistakes because I'm honestly really stupid. The posting schedule is random and I will only post when I feel like it (like every other week)