I_Am_Not_Groot
This one is a little more out there. By out there, I mean Saturn. This is a story about a lobster. A magical space lobster that has the powers of God. He, like every other space lobster, loves food, especially pizza. So when a new Freddy Fazbear's Pizza opens up nearby, what else could he do but check it out? And since there are no records of his physical form, enjoy this random picture from the internet.