A book on morbid poems. May not be suitable for younger readers. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Just one girl's rants about fanfics here on Wattpad. Everything from why in the world someone would write "NOoooooOOO, lol i never eva eva woiuld do taht." to why the heck did you just tell me the bin number, the exact paint color and every other irrelevant detail about the main character's car? Disclaimer: I by no means claim to be an expert. I myself, am a beginning writer. I have so much room to grow, but as a reader I have read enough to know what I like and what I do not. I will never mention names or authors(unless it is praise or example of something positive). These are just my opinions, and by no means do I claim that my way is right and your way is wrong. And yes I know, I write cliche stories to.

Silver is the youngest and one of the best field agents SHIELD has ever had. And those are the two reasons why Nick Fury has chosen her for this certain assignment. Silver must be sent back in time to when Loki is a teenager in order to prevent him from taking over Earth. For the safety of Earth, she must persuade Loki to stray away from evil. But what happens when Silver is strayed away from her assignment and falls into the hands of love?

BOOK 1 OF THE ELECTRIC SHOCK TRILOGY Bell Schafer isn't normal. Not by most standards. Her past haunts her. She works for S.H.I.E.L.D. and has powers that could kill anyone close to her in seconds. So she shuts people out, not letting anyone see inside her walls, which doesnt help when she is asked to join the Avengers. Bell refuses at first. But when Loki makes it personal, Bell rethinks her desicion. She soon starts to fall for the one person like her, which could have a disasterous outcome. But after every battle, there are consequences...

Selina Baily is a demi-god, daughter of Apollo. Plain and simple. What's not so plain and simple is that she's an Eygptian magician, has giant 12 foot wings on her back, and works for S.H.I.E.L.D. Two worlds. Four wars. What's a girl to do? ((HEY GUESS WHAT THIS SUCKS PLEASE DONT READ IT ITS A FAILURE I NEED TO REDO IT))

Alexandria Road wasn't expecting this. She was expecting to get a sunburn that summer vacation, but not an entirely new life. When she wakes up at Camp Half-Blood, she discovers her godly parent, some amazing new friends, some more than friends, and just how powerful she can be.

In a world with two suns, Tesni Kendrick has been taught to fear the blue sun and the people it shines over. In the South, the Wilde can harness the blue sun's power to perform great and terrible feats of magic. Tesni makes her home in the North, where the Wilde are the enemy, the blue sun doesn't shine and magic doesn't exist. Or at least it's not supposed to. For five years, Tesni has hidden her ability to wield magic and suppressed her powers. But when her father, the king's most loyal general, captures a group of Wilde men, Tesni's curiosity gets the best of her. From a handsome Wilde boy, she learns there is more to her magic than she ever imagined. Tesni's quest for knowledge--and the consequences it brings--takes her on a journey to the Wildelight, where the blue sun shines in full force and magic runs rampant. Can she learn to tame her magic from a people as wild as their name?

Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one. But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable. Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart? Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

Being a slave to humans is horrible. Being a slave to Urak-hi is even worse. To be beaten, to be whipped, to be within an inch of death, and then be expected to wake up the next morning and work. It is torture, in its most vile form. That is this elf's life. Not remembering who she was or where she came from, her only knowledge is of the forges and the whips. Her life is solitary, and she has never seen another elf, until one day when a certain elf-prince is captured and jailed next to her. She can't help but be curious about him, and wonder after his innocence. She may not know him well, but she knows one thing: she couldn't let him be broken, not like her. No one should be like her. [Lord of the Rings fan-fiction. Not a love story. I own nothing, only my elf character. The rest belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.]

Christmas gone Tolkien. On the first day of Mordor...