I had to do a poem parody for class and my parody was based off of Hetalia.

One day, Zonnique goes to a wild spring break party. The next day, she wakes up inside of a mental home. Her parents rule her "suicidal", placing her into a home for patients in need. But these patients are crazier than she thought. One by one, she is forced to face and deal with what these nurses call "people". However, what will happen when she's forced to face these facts? Will she become one of them, or will she stick to her MENTALITY?

This is the story of Axel Ryan. He's the neighborhood pervert, and really hasn't figured out where he wants to be yet. He hasn't any loves, or anyone special. He lives with his best friend Chris Zoocov. He dropped out of school at the age of 17, where this book starts off. Where will Axel bring his life from here? We will have to find out. - The Story Of A Loving Pervert.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Just a bunch of cheesy pick up lines

[RE-WRITING/HEAVY EDITING IN PROGRESS] I wrote these when i was a fucking weeaboo but I've decided to come back to this and try make it better/improve it and add other anime oneshots to my works?? but ye lmao school n stuff you don't expect frequent updates

This book has all sorts of jokes...new n old....enjoy them :-) :-D

Ask the students of Hopes Peak academy!

**VERY OLD BOOK, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED** "I have an announcement to make! Starting today, all fifteen of you will stay and live here in this building. We have a big budget so don't worry about not getting any necessities." "WHAT?!" "However, there is one way you are to leave here." "Well tell us!" "You must kill someone and not get caught," ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At first what looked like a normal meeting, turned out to have some information that changed fifteen killers lives forever. It's either kill or be killed, despair or hope, friends are turned against one another. Who will survive, who will be murdered, and who will be found guilty? Let's find out...