What are the cliches that bother you the most in high school teen fic? You asked, you answered, and I rallied to the cause. The following is what happens when you take every single miserable teen fic cliche you hate, shove it all into a book together, and let the wild happen. A parody of teen fiction. The inconsistent grammar is entirely intentional. *Title by @Laprias. Ideas contributed by the good folks in the "High school cliches in stories" thread. Cover idea by @a-dora-ble.

Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon. Sakura Kinomoto, the Cardcaptor. Nagisa Misumi, Cure Black. Nanoha Takamachi, the Ace of Aces. Madoka Kaname, the Law of Cycles. What brings five legendary Magical Girls together from across five separate universes? Does their combined strength stand a chance of preventing omniversal annihilation? A war for existence itself has begun, and it's all gone wrong... A Sailor Moon / Cardcaptor Sakura / Precure All-Stars / Lyrical Nanoha / Madoka Magica mega-crossover. Please leave detailed feedback!