This one shot is dedicated to Captain Hook's love for the floor. Namely his clumsiness and his attraction to the ground. He was under the ground at one point! I don't own Captain Hook (Once Upon A Time) but I can own the floor.

I believe my army may ask a few questions to their King.

In our society of geeks and fangirls, it is natural for us to quote our fandom, but when speaking these lines, it is significant to know when to use them casually. One does not simply just sputter a random line out of placement in the conversation. I, with this book, will help you. "I give you my word." - Thor Odinson (Thor 2011) See? I was able to promise to help you with that awesome Thor quote.