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cupid clearly hates me. by questionmarking
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☆ DISCLAIMER: this story was written before the Hazbin Hotel show released (it's YEARS old)! Therefore, this story is not lore accurate or character accurate. Also the writing's kind of shit. ☆ [] COMPLETED [] "Do you swear that you'll keep your promise?" "Yes. I will keep my promise." "Swear it." "I swear that I'll keep my promise to never leave you, and never let you be taken away from me, (Y/N)." ☆ This is a Hazbin Hotel story. I do not own any of the characters or settings, except for (Y/N). ☆ ☆ Female reader; sorry dudes! ☆ ☆ Does get mature during certain chapters! ☆
𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 by Ald815
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狂気 | 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ━ ( yandere alastor x fem! reader ) ━ ━ ━ ━ ➥ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, a girl dies and for some strange reason, reincarnates as a cat in the hazbin hotel universe, not realizing the consequences of capturing a certain overlord's attention ━ ━ ━ ━ ➺ mature themes and language ➺ started: feb 3, 2024 ➺ ended: july 27, 2025 ➺ status: completed ━ ━ ━ ━ 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 #1 - In the U.S. #1 - In the Philippines #1 - In Canada #1 - hazbinhotel #1 - twistedromance #1 - yanderexreader #1 - yandere #1 - alastor #1 - obsessive #1 - obsession #1 - mature #1 - hell #1 - Vivziepop #1 - demons #1 - dark #1 - infatuation #1 - twistedromance #2 - In the U.K. #4 - twisted ━ ━ ━ ━ 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 Hazbin Hotel
𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄 ★Alastor x fem! reader★🥀✓ by ValerieWinks777
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𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄🥀 "𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠..." 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐬. "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬?" ✳✳✳ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡... Y/N Morde is the daughter of Zestial Morde, a force to be reckoned with, yet her fate orchestrated not by her own hands. To prove herself worthy and capable of bringing power to the Morde family name without the arrangements of marriage, Y/N strives to twist and manipulate Alastor, to be the first and only one to destroy the infamous Radio Demon. Though plans take a turn for the worse when a forbidden connection begins to form between the man she's told not to trust... ------------------ 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒🥀 #1 in oldenglish #1 in roses #1 in deerdemon #2 in romeoandjuliet #1 in yandere #1 in hazbinhotel #1 in USA #1 in darkromance 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃| 2/6/2024 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃| 10/28/2025 ----------------- 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆🥀 Vulgar language, violence, little sexual content⚠️
hell en pointe by rjcolette
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"I like the way you think, Radio Demon." "And you, Miss Hell en Pointe." ୨୧ [Y/N] [L/N] ─ also known as Miss Kitty, also known as Miss Hell on Heels, er, Hell En Pointe. A recently deceased southern belle with a knack for all forms of dancing (particularly ballet), she knows exactly how she got into Hell. She made a deal with the most menacing, powerful, grinning, and enticing Overlord in existence ─ the Radio Demon. She met him once on Earth, made a deal, and hopes to never meet him again... especially not in Hell of all places. After a depressingly purposeless stroll through Hell, [Y/N] winds up on the doorstep of the Hazbin Hotel. Bored yet reluctant, she accepts a rosy-cheeked, sweet little demon girl's invitation to stay and immediately regrets it afterward when she comes into contact with none other than an infamous scarlet and ebony-haired Demon named Alastor. She immediately decides that she hates him, and he quickly decides he despises her just as much... However, he owns her, and she wants out of it ─ she wants her soul back... whatever it takes. ୨୧ [2nd Person P.O.V] [Alastor x Reader] [Contains Smut] ୨୧ #2 in "alastor" out of 1,000+ #1 in "alastorxreader" out of 1,000+ #13 in "hazbinhotel" out of 1,000+ ୨୧ Disclaimer: I do not own the Hazbin Hotel franchise, its plot, or its characters. I only own my original characters. ୨୧ Began: February 18, 2024 Completed: March 21, 2024 Written during age(s): 16 yrs Full Word Count: 70k ୨୧ FANFICTION OF: Hazbin Hotel
✨Only In My Imagination✨ (Alastor x fem! reader love story) ✓ by ValerieWinks777
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Ever since Y/N was a little girl, she would dream of a strange man, always dressed in a red suit, with a frightening smile, who closely resembled a deer... Growing up, her family's pressured her to therapy when she begins to believe that these..."dreams" are more then just dreams. But what if all along...they were never dreams? But instead, manifestations of a reality Y/N could have never predicted? Later in Y/N's adult hood, she will find out the deeper meaning to these dreams, but trouble will arise when she does... Will Y/N live a normal, ordinary life that she/her family always wanted? Or will a certain man put an end to any thoughts of an ORDINARY life, and make Y/N want to give it all up, just to be with him? WARNING: Mild swear words, mentions of abuse. PG/PG-13 (A story of angst, fluff, romance, and fantasy) ✨Highest Rankings!✨ #2 in Lucifer #1 in Alastor #1 in Charliemorningstar #1 in darkfluff #2 in Alastorxreader #1 in roses #1 in demons #1 in deerdemon #1 in darkromance #2 in hazbinhotelxreader #1 in theradiodemon #1 in USA #1 in hell #1 in therapy
Rewrite the stars (Alastor x reader) by Musicfan2005
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Y/n was born in heaven and nothing ever happened. Her being the only daughter of god was pretty special, but in reality she just wanted to be somewhere else or be someone else. She always wanted to go to hell for some reason and when that mysteriously happens she finds herself not wanting to go back to heaven. She Finds new friends, new family and even new love for a powerful demon. But Will she choose Love or Family when the decision is hers? Warning: Sensitive topics and swear words
Tag, you're it                                      yandere Alastor x fem Reader by D3adlolitaa
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- Yandere Alastor x Fem Reader - - - - After living with Alexithymia and Depression for 21 years Y/n is finally calling quits and is deciding to end her own life, a devastating incident with her and her older brother makes the two of you ended up in one place or the other, while discovering the new area on your own you couldn't help but to notice a strange feeling of being watched from a far. Stumbling upon a mysterious hotel a man dressed all in red has taken quite a liking to you, a real good liking. Along they way she picks up a thing or two and reflects on her previous life choices yet only for her precious core memories to be replaced with this man in red. Who could this strange man be? And what did he want from you? - - "You're mine.. darling. All mine." - - DISCLAIMERS- nudity, harsh language, violence, traumatic experiences, assault, possibly light smut, use of drugs and Alcohol. - - Vivziepop owns Hazbin Hotel- and characters Art/music isn't mine- unless I say it is :-) - Thank you/ shoutout to @ZAONIAC for the idea!
the music demon and radio demon ( alastor x reader) by mysteryskulls26
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Warning, this fan fiction will have harsh language, heavy topics, and mental illness and adult content. Viewer discretion is advised.
Four Leaf Clover (Human Alastor x Fem Reader) INDEFINITE HIATUS by aylosadventure
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Y/N wakes up in a small house in the middle of the woods, unable to remember anything about her. She only knows that she's married to her husband, Alastor, and she's not allowed to leave the house. Y/N must start a new life and learn to love her husband again. With that comes challenges and some secrets to be revealed. But there's only one thing for sure: not everything is the way it seems. *INDEFINITE HIATUS* **I do not own Hazbin Hotel, any of its characters, or the cover art; credit goes to __TIA__ on Reddit. This also doesn't take place in the 1930s; it's in more modern times. THIS STORY IS MADE FOR AN AUDIENCE OF 18+. PLEASE READ AT YOUR DISCRETION.**
masochism tango by rjcolette
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"I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear." ༒︎ When Lucifer fell, he wasn't alone. [Y/N] Pyrebloom, a fellow seraphim, was by his side, swayed by his ideas and knowledge and when presented with Heaven's hypocrisy and lies, chose to follow him to the depths below. She stayed loyal to her friend, and over time became his right-hand to the throne of Hell and adopted a knack for torture when she needed to get her way. Needless to say, she was bound to get kicked out of Heaven eventually. When the annual post-extermination day ball rolls around, [Y/N] finds herself in the usual spectacles of extravagancy and light that is the gala, with Overlords, Deadly Sins, and other high-class Denizens of Hell alike all dressed in ritzy suits and ties and over-the-top, sparkling ball gowns. What she didn't expect, however, was to come across a certain classy burgundy-and-ebony-haired Overlord who seemed to delight in the pain her presence brought him. She knew him. It was her he had sold his soul to. ︎ ༒︎ [2nd Person P.O.V] [Alastor x Reader] [Lucifer x Reader] [Vox x Reader] [Contains Smut] ༒︎ #2 in #hazbinhotel out of 1,000+ #4 in #alastor out of 1,000+ ༒︎ Disclaimer: I do not own the Hazbin Hotel franchise, its plot, or its characters. I only own my original characters. ༒︎ Began: March 26, 2024 Completed: ??? Written during age(s): 16 yrs Full Word Count: ??? ༒︎ FANFICTION OF: Hazbin Hotel