"her boyfriend's a dick... and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth" -wheatus, "teenage dirtbag" ⊱ ────── {⋅. ♔ .⋅} ────── ⊰ "so we're going to start hooking up?" "well not literally, johnny, don't get too excited." book is highly recommended to people who like the fake dating trope and this book is filled to the brim of "after" and "to all the boys I've loved before" vibes. this book is edited and completely finished! ✔