The world is being ripped apart at it's seams, and it's up to 10 assigned gods to see the mortal plane back together. But all of them are children or just barely adults... And one of the gods is not as they seem... Will these newly crowned gods be able to overcome the darkness that is being unleashed? --- #1 in Inanimate Insanity! #1 in paper! #1 in bow! #1 in mephone! #1 in cobs! #1 in nickel! #1 in microphone! #1 in Marshmallow! #1 in candle! #1 in mic! #1 in OJ! #1 in apple! #1 in II! #1 in balloon! #1 in ballooninanimateinsanity! #1 in Lightbulb!

Ten objects scattered around the globe have been randomly selected to compete on a Reality Show known as 'The Mental Game.' Each challenge the contestants face will be incredibly bloody and violent, and won't end until one contestant draws their last breath. With a cruel gameshow setup and a sociopathic host, these contestants know the battle for the prize isn't going to be pretty. [Yes, this is an object show. I've just decided to make this one a little more gruesome.] This book has a lot of mature themes, some examples being heavy descriptions of death, strong language, and a few suggestive moments.

Inspired by Cosmo's 'Teamwork Is A Skill We Lack' In Inanimate City, the #1 hero Geo-Rock (aka Fan) decides to take in some low-rank students from Hero High to train them, in hope of making them his sidekicks. But when evil lurks in the city, it is up to them to stop this villainy. Do they have what it takes to become heroes? Or will Fan let down both his students & his whole city?

around 40 living objects compete in a competition show for a yacht full of cash.

A group of 12 objects get roped into a strangely traditional competition show in a contest for.. something, probably?

CW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is worthless, even her own father. But with the help of her friends, Lightbulb won't give up & will make her dream a reality!

A doctor makes living objects. Raised in small, isolated environments. Heavily monitored and kept perfect. But some of them, don't come out the way they were supposed to. And imperfections aren't tolerated.

[Rewrite in progress!] *Since this AU is so old and badly written, feel free to bully it, just don't think I still write like this :'D* Warning, this book contains: Medical conditions, Descriptive wounds, Vomit, General violence, Attempted Suicide. The 56 BFB contestants find themselves on an island, with no memory of how they got there. A volcano is about to erupt and they need to evacuate , but this island hides many dark secrets...and not all of them will make it out alive...

(REMAKE OF MY FIRST EVER STORY!) GolfBall was inside of her factory, doing another experiment as usual. Although, this time was different. She was making the most very important thing ever, the most and the best thing to have, especially in a show like theirs. A recovery centre. However, something failed, something went wrong in HER creation. Before anything though, she knew she had created something better. Warnings: • swearing • Some bits of gore (later in the future idk) Ships: Paper x Oj, Paintbrush x Lightbulb , etc • blood • Violence there will be lots to focus on so I will only focus on some people. NOT ALL so if there are objects who are never ever mentioned, remember this. My AU so if somethings don't go with the cannon, this is the explanation

In this life, drowned by discontentment, you're desperate for a new life in a world that understands you. A place where stress and worry only last until the season ends. Will your wish come true with the help of some dreamlike intervention? [You start out as a human in this, but become an object early on, so have an object in mind to represent yourself before reading! ☆ Cover art is by yours truly!]