"Trust me, beautiful. We'll be fine." | book two | season two | | total word count: 74k |

"Your life is about to get real busy," Five sighed. "Now, rules: Don't talk during meals, the only time we're allowed free time for fun is on Saturdays between noon and half-past noon, always wear your uniform properly, listen to Mom and Dad and Pogo, and lastly, don't fuck shit up." | book one | season one | | total word count: 127k |

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

in which five hargreeves is reunited with an old "friend" ten days before the end of the world. or in which inanna hope helps save the world while meeting her in laws for the first time. five hargreeves x fem!oc the umbrella academy fanfic season 2 to season 4 started: 01/08/22 ended: season 3 - 08/11/22 completed until season 4 word count: 137, 242

Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

❛ it was always you. ❜ book one. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫