A short myth that I wrote for my advanced creative writing class

Purely based on my reactions to the first four books of her boyxboy series. I am speechless. Just, just read it.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

What exactly is a Wattpad Moment? And why is there a book called "The Book of Wattpad Moments?!!" That's what they all say at first, and then the next thing you know, they're hooked. They can't get enough Wattpad Moments. And you know what? That'll be you, hungry.... thirsty... for more Wattpad Moments. Oh, and if you still don't know what a Wattpad Moment is, then open up "The Book of Wattpad Moments." But I must warn you, it's like a drug... a very addicting drug. That Wattpad Moment was first posted on Instagram, and I've gotton so much great feedback. Therefore, I decided "Hey, I should make a Wattpad Moment book." So here I am. The Instagram account is @thatwattpadmoment if you'd like to follow it. Have a Wattpad Moment that you'd like to see here? Message me it and maybe you will! NOTE: PLEASE DON'T STEAL ANY WATTPAD MOMENTS FROM MY BOOK WITHOUT ASKING #13 in Short Story (8-7-14) #7 in Non-Fiction (5-15-14) #87 in Humor (6-18-14)

Bayne just wanted to find his father. And if leaving the Celtic Heaven would be his only choice- then he would gladly do so. (Underworld Chronicles fanfiction!) (One-Shot)

Do you like facts? Do you like randomness? Well, you can get both here! I'll be giving you a bunch of random facts, ranging from why a sandwich is called a sandwich, because I mean, it has nothing to do with sand or a witch, to the age old question of, ''Why is the sky blue?'' You'll get so many random facts here, your head will explode! You will literally experience a mental overload of facts! Don't believe me? Try it out! Ever read Ripley's Believe it or Not? Well, that's basically what this is! You like it, you'll like this! I spend the majority of my time fingering through books. I've read encyclopaedias. I've read dictionaries. Heck, I've even read the whole Bible! Think I don't know facts? I'll show you... Hehehehe... So turn that page, amazing reader, and have your mind blown by the randomness! By the factness! And find out: DID YOU KNOW?

So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out loud! [Cover by @dark-shadows ^-^]

I rant. Though especially for LGBT. I mean, I haven't exactly seen it been done before - the ranting that is. I love yaoi/slash/boy x boy/ man x man/ and well really anything under the sun like that. I just don't see WHY it can't be written smartly like other genres. I'm not the expert, but I'll tell you what a writer SHOULD do, what readers LIKE and why you might not be getting all those reads? Yeah, not Mr Big here but making my own way. -Cover by _switch If you enjoy it, I would love you to comment - if you don't then, okay.