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[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom by AwesomelyBlaze
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Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?
1000 Ways To Annoy People by AvidAuthor4
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Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA
The Best Dictionary Ever by fullofinsanity
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This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.
Anime Rants by Kairi_Kurosaki
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You will read this book for one of five reasons: 1) You love Anime and were, hence interested by the cover or the title 2) You are bored, you like Anime and decided to kill some time 3) You, in fact, care nothing for Anime but are bored and want to kill time (Why are the two of you so intent on murdering time?) 4) Ciel ordered to Sebastian to make you read this........by any means necessary 5) Kittens. Just, kittens Basically funny, nonsensical, epic rants pertaining to Anime and anything related to it. Done by me in an effort to maybe, make you smile, question your existence and re-evaluate your life choices. (Okay, let's be honest. I probably exaggerated a tad with the funny and epic bit but give it a chance. You might like it.) Actually, you could always not read this book, but then you will forever be plagued with 'What if I had read that book?' So be safe and read it.
Elena: a Fandom Academy novella by cosmicpond
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Elena Holmes, a Multifandom student at Fandom Academy was discovered and taken away to the Scientists, but a mysterious boy shows up. What happened to Elena Holmes when the Academy found out she was Multifandom? What did the Scientists do to her at the lab? Who is the mysterious boy? Read this to find out!! *Novella to Fandom Academy, I suggest you read Fandom Academy first, and then this, and then the sequel Multifandom :) *
Royalty by aquarliam
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Have you ever met someone that took your breath away? The very sight of them was beautiful, and you just couldn't stand to be a second away from them? They were so far out of your league, but you just couldn't keep away? You wanted to do everything to please them and let them know they mean so much to you? That person to me was Summer Addison. We met by chance, and I fell in love. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, and I wanted to get to know her. The problem? She wasn't exactly who I thought she was. I'm Harry Styles, and this is my story of how I fell in love with royalty. ** For any translations, check my reading list **
The UnSlut Project by MeghanJoyceTozer
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I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.
Life hacks+ Starbucks secrets by Porcelain_roses
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Disclaimer: I got most of these from the Internet. Some are mine though. I'm not guaranteeing complete success with these.
Throw The Cheese by DjTemporalSpire
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Place for Updates, random things, one shots, other things that I'm too lazy to put here at the moment. Cover picture was made by Dopiertoast on Deviantart
The Wattpad Rants by Eztreme
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You have strayed to one of the most unknown, and mysterious places in the internet. ... My mind. Welcome to the one place where I can rant about what I want to, and what you want to hear. Be warned, there is some major cussing involved. ^-^ Please don't feel offended. Let the fun begin.