❝Lucifer is just upset because my cane is significantly better, his seems to be a bit too girthy. Perhaps he is compensating for something." "Like you'd know." "Can we please stop talking about my dad's dick?❞ • where alastor and lucifer fight over who is the better father to charlie. also available on ao3

A RadioApple slow burn story, includes Smut and Fluff, possibly a bit of Angst ❤️I am aware that Alastor is asexual and aromatic but that does not mean he does not have sex or get into romantic relationships, it only means that they experience little to no romantic or sexual attraction.❤️

a radioapple story

A/n: This is the second book for the Yes Sir. Please read the first one before you read this!! Y/n and Lucifer made a perfect little family with Charlie. But as we all know Lilith swear to him that she is not going to let this go this easy. Is she going to ruin the whole family?

ALL CREDITS GO TO VIVZIEPOP Ships: Chaggie (duh) Huskerdust Radioapple - platonic One sided vox x alastor TW: Abuse Drinking Gore

i do respect the sexualitys of all characters im sorry if it doesnt come off as that. i have seen many people asking for a fanfic like this. this story shows that lucifur is jealous of rosie and vox. i do not ship alastor x rosie. i do ship one sided raidostatic. please take this lightheartedly. with that out of the way, enjoy!! if this goes well i'll make more😉

Early 1800s "It all started when after Charlie was born, Lucifer immediately loved his little girl, but after she was born, Lilith left to get the milk/j well she actually left after making a deal with Adam to get into heaven early, she would rather go to heaven then be a mother...." Then in 1933, when Charlie got lost in the city and Lucifer tried to find her, Charlie met Alastor who was torturing a soul at that moment. at first Alastor was going to hit Charlie since he never liked kids, but then when he saw Lucifer calling for Charlie, he noticed that was the devil himself so it would be pointless to die over the King of Hell's daughter... What will happen throughout this...? Will their encounter meeting have them slowly falling in love...? Let's find out! Hazbin Hotel made by Viziepop!

Well, my sanity finally broke. So I'm gonna write some bottom Alastor fan fics Bc I can't be the only one obsessed with it! There will be fluff and smut, most of these will probably be human oneshots Bc I love the human oneshots and stories way to much.

Ever since they first met, they always had a rivalry, but since Lucifer healed him, Alastor was starting to gain feelings for the short king.... except he doesn't know what this feeling was since he never fell in love before.... Lucifer on the other hand was missing Lilith and still loved her.... Will Alastor figure out these odd feelings? Or will he stay quiet about them? let's find out! Hazbin Hotel belongs to Viziepop

Vox is obsessed with Alastor but Al couldn't care less and he would rather fight with the boss of hell.