The tale of Goldilocks comes into new a light (your computer screen), with the never told before 'true' story from inside of the forest. Porridge, chairs and golden hair do not feature in this story.

Not everyone is good. In fact, some people are really bad. I was what you'd call 'bad'. Actually no, I was what you'd call 'evil'. My descent into the realm of evil began with me starting a website for the illegal downloading of movies. And it sort of escalated right up until I had my best, worst, best idea yet.