(A Twilight fanfiction set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn) She was found, beaten and bruised, by Jasper and Emmett Cullen. The decision they make bringing her to the Cullen house starts the adventure of a lifetime for her. Along the way her life changes dramatically, or does it? She is happy with her new life, but who is she?

Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!