CoolDudeEpic2763
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"A zombie outbreak has taken place. The survivors have begun gathering anywhere they can to escape. This is the channel that keeps up with all the news, and if you got something to know, you're in the right place. We are currently unaware of the exact events, but we know the infection started in some hotel, which is currently a breeding ground for some of the worst of these zombies. Apparently, this hotel is featured prominently on the gameshow, The Power of Two. Now, how will YOU survive this outbreak?"
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"Look, they gave me a ton of shit to say, all hopeful and whatever. But you want the truth? My wife was killed this morning. Some big beast came out of nowhere, crushed my whole living room. We're all doomed. Run while you still can. Goiky is undead. Abandon hope."
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