Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk. I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine. Please give me criticism I just want the story to be as good as it can be, so it would be very appreciated.

war... its what led humanity to its downfall!!! OH THE HUMANITY! with only a couple humans surviving the mass extinction! and one of those humans being none other than y/n HIMSELF, and after many MANY years of being cyrogenically frozen he finally awoke and is in for some wAcKy hijinks with the new species on earth. (i dont' own any fanart that's used in this fan fic or splatoon itself.)

This is the actual one! The other one's file got corrupted so I had to make a new one. I've sadly decided to discontinue this story, as much as I enjoyed writing it, I don't feel the urge to write for it anymore, to me it's hard to read as I end up harshly judging my old writing, and I have too much going on to write two long stories. Thank you for your understanding, and if you're willing, please check out my other works! Agent 3 is a good guy. Strong, and dependable. But once you get to know him, he's a talkative, funny guy with a lot of personality. The only thing is, it now causes 6 girls to be all over him. And still, he is somehow oblivious to all of it. Sexual themes and adult language, as well as lots of bad inappropriate jokes. You have been warned.