What is the best way to keep a secret? "Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding" - Lemony Snicket. It turned out that Snicket was painfully correct. By the time I reached P.E. after lunch on Monday, it was tipping over the edge of eighty degrees, and my red hoodie had been stuffed in the back of my locker since Brunch. I'd lost count of how many people had gaped at my arm with shocked expressions and open mouths, curious voices unsure of whether or not they wanted to know the answer asking, "Did you cut your arm?" By third period, I'd gotten so fucking sick of repeating the same excuse that my sarcastic asshole side had leaked out. So, I'd been responding to my classmates appalled questions with something along the lines of, "Yes, I cut myself." There was a kind of sick humor to it - technically, I was telling the truth. Not that anyone would ever know it. Cover cred to RazorbladeKissesx

[COMPLETED] ❝I hate you so much.❞ ❝Hate me all you want, nerd. But remember. I'm the only one that's gonna save that cute little bum of yours.❞ Or the one where a deadly assassin is assigned to a post that's completely outside his comfort zone; being a bodyguard for a coveted but clumsy and snarky genius-- when all he's ever known is how to gank people. Graphics: @queengemma © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

Louis Tomlinson is a struggling, out of job actor who finally lands a possibly career changing role-- playing the boy-next-door boyfriend of a famous tv show's main playboy character for the whole season. The problem? Louis is straighter than a pole. But as showbiz is a tough business and this might just be his big break, he's going to have to suck it up and learn how to act gay.

[COMPLETED] ❝Imperfection is beauty.❞ When he makes a ritual to buy his morning coffee from the town's quaint little coffee shop, Louis never expected that the cute barista that handed him his drink every morning at 8.30 would mean so much to him later. Niall never had any idea that the shy, brown haired, beanie clad boy who came to have a drink every morning would end up being so important to him. And Niall had no idea how different Louis was. And how much Niall could help him. [Winner of the Bromance Awards 2014 - Nouis category] Graphics: @uFiona © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake