"Wait, let me get this straight," she says, her voice rising. "You want me to get fat?" Alexander's face remains impassive. "Pregnant. So, yeah." Cara stares at him, searching for signs of a head injury or a hidden camera crew. Finding neither, she decides this must be his twisted form of revenge. "You're going crazy," she announces, grabbing her bag. "I'm leaving." She's halfway to the door when his words stop her cold. "Half a million dollars," Alexander says calmly. "Use it for your mom's treatment. The rest? I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, forced proximity, Fake relationships, and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... I assure you 100% humor,100% romance,100% crazy. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

You could say that Carmen and Chance are... 'pen pals.' Emphasis on the PEN COPYRIGHT 2016-2025 to _macc_ I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO REDISTRIBUTE MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY TO ANYONE OR ON ANY SITE

He's popular. I have one friend. He's outgoing. I'm quiet. He has a girlfriend. I'm alone. I'm shy and he's purely arrogant. But they say like forces repel and opposites attract. And we're complete opposites. ════════ "Hello, my name is Juliette Hunter and I think you're an asshole" I said to him, turning my body away so I could, once again, try and grab the book I so desperately needed. "Your turn" I added, after a moment of silence, realising that he was too stunned to speak. His recovery was lightning fast however, as he replied with "Hi Juliette, my name is Levi Knight" He paused, allowing his eyes to roam my body, slowly taking me in from head to toe. I looked him in the eyes, defiant in not allowing him to get to me, as my cheeks began to burn. "And I think you could qualify as one of the most beautiful girls I have ever laid eyes on" he continued smoothly. I couldn't think of a smart remark in response to what he had said so I mumbled a "fuck off" before returning to the bookshelf, I was sure my face turned crimson. "Just out of curiosity," Levi continued, now leaning against the bookshelf. I wasn't going to warn him about the fact that it was slowly tipping over. "You're single right?" I wasn't going to tell him that his assumption offended me either. Instead I replied with "Just out of curiosity" I said in a mocking tone "You're single now too, aren't you?" "You're a feisty one, aren't you?" "You're not gonna leave me alone, are you?" I muttered, attempting once more, to grab the book I so badly needed for English. "You're really hot, you know?" "You're really annoying, you know?"

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Six different girls with six different attitudes. All new at Belaire highschool in the center of north Baton Rouge. They all go through many struggles and many up and downs but in the end, they pick eachother up. While new at Belaire, they meet six different gentlemen from the NBA gang, which is a pretty popular gang in Baton Rouge...

Aylen Garcia just expected to go shopping with her best friend Electra to look for a welcoming gift for Electra's brother and her one-sided crush, Corey. What she didn't expect, was to be forcefully shoved into a car with her friend and taken off to where the boss of her school lived, and then told that it was also where she would live from now on. Xander Hawkins is the rebel of her school, the guy her parents always told her to stay away from. What is a short petite girl got to advantage over a toned, ab-tastically, player and hunk of a guy called Xander Hawkins? Apparently, a lot.

[Warning! Extreme adult content! Please do not read if you're too young to be reading. I'm not putting an age limit but you have been notified!] After divorcing her abusive ex-husband Bella decides to move across the country to live with her friend Maria. After days of driving she decides to stop in a new city and let loose a little. She meets a group of bad boy friends who have her fantasising about all four of them,but lucky for her they're thinking the same thing too. How much fun can Bella have with Rorke the charming cowboy, Taylor the chocolate skinned fire man and motorbike mechanic twins Logan and Lucas?

Colton Masters is the future Alpha of his fathers pack. He has a lot on his hands, a lot to think about. Including the fact that he's almost 18, and he doesn't have a mate yet. Thankfuly, the spell cast on all wolves forbids male wolves from growing beyond eighteen until their mates sixteenth birthday. When he is sent to the Elementary school to tutor sixth graders, he does not expect anything to happen. Expecially finding his mate, who just so happens attend the Elementary school as a sixth grader.

Kilauea Gyres is a 22 year old feisty woman who is finally inducted into the Police Force. But what happens when as soon as she gets her badge, shes then called to the Five-O? Well read along and find out(: WILL BE SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!

Copyright © 2012 "It's not something so easily controlled. Just like the sun sets every night and rises again in the morning, how birds fly south for the winter, and the sky is blue. The monster in me comes out every night to fill an unsatitionable hunger. One that no food of any kind can fill: a hunger for blood." We all have monsters in us, just some can controll it better than others. In the state of Maine and a small town along the border of Canada, something evil lurks in the dark woods of the Northern Pack lead by Alpha James and his son Emerson James. Emerson takes care of a strange little cat shifter Kriss whom he had kidnapped from the clutches of the abusive cat clan just south of them. Emerson trails through the odd behavior of the pale, dark haired girl that he has grown to adore as he goes on a journey of what it truely means to be brave and selfless through the means of the weird cat child with glowing silver eyes meanwhile he tries to hunt down the monster in the woods.