I miss the man I was before I wrote this. Legolas is struck with the return of a deadly curse while traveling with the company. If he doesn't have sex, he will literally go crazy and possibly die. Enjoy! (The editing was done when I was very sleepy; I thought it was okay but I've noticed a lot of typos and things I would like to change but probably wont, for many months at least. This is this fanfic's final form I fear, until i add oneshots to it if it hits 30 votes. yall are hella weird for encouraging this but i love you all. So even if the A/Ns say "I edited it", I absolutely did tf not, and i'm kind of sorry. please accept this as it is.) (DISCLAIMER: I took sandyg's concept on AdultFanfiction and used it to rewrite a section of Tolkien's second book in The Fellowship of the Ring. I don't own LOTR or sandyg's story, more about that in the A/N in the first chapter. Thank you!!!) Smut begins in the 3rd chapter, (the first two are VERY short chapters in comparison) and is literally the rest of the story (like 30k words). We are all cooked. also please read the trigger warnings, I posted them as the last part. Because: if you scroll further down it, I give more details (for your safety) but also spoilers *further* down (which is why it is last, so someone doesn't accidentally see it). Most of this is arguably rape-ish, but you'll see. There is a scene that I post little *asterisks* around so you can skip it, obv more information in the author's notes. This one is for the freaks. I love you all, stay safe, enjoy. + I also thought about calling this "A Sickness in the Mines" but I had to pick fast when I was making the cover for this. Let me know what you think xx I love your votes :) someone please break the silence and be the first gremlin to comment I'm begging

Just some new Imagines that I will be posting! One a week unless I get requests or if I feel like doing more!! :) I really will only do Kili, Fili, and Thorin Imagines so, hopefully thats okay with everyone? Anyway I do take requests so just ask!! Lets keep it clean though ;)

Colonel x Sergeant Your Colonel, König, has had his eye on you for quite sometime now, but once the two of you were alone in a room together, he took his chance. In the Barracks you two were the only people left, both preparing for their night rest after some hard work, and coming back from a wary mission.

Stragate Atlantis Ronon Dex fic Dr Photine Smith has been with the SGC her whole adult life. She was scouted by them at twenty, already having multiple degrees in various fields of study, mainly botany. Her knowledge paired with out of the box thinking has saved the SGC and SG1 themselves from killer alien flora many times in the past. But when her work with Daniel Jackson leads to the discovery of a gate address to another galaxy and lost Ancient cities she can't pass up the opportunity. Photine expected to find adventure, medical discoveries, a few new plants to name, but what she didn't expect was to make many new friendships with the local humans of this new galaxy. When their search for a lost team member brings them an unexpected new friend by the name of Ronan she may make a discovery that noone had expected.

Being a part of Captain Price's Special Task Force 141 was no easy work. Often away from loved ones for extended amounts of times, dropped in the middle of nowhere, with intelligence that could crumble life and society as we know it today or could launch another world war with only your closest battle buddies being there to support you; sometimes it was someone you had only known for six months being on your six and trusting they were going to get you out alive. Being killed or captured was always a threat and work was never easy. Missions often went sideways, and you sometimes only had the supplies in your bag with the clothes on your back. Blood often stained the hands of the members of the 141, they flirted with the grim reaper often, and any distractions could risk your life on the field. So why couldn't the tall Manchester rainstorm get the short Scotland sunshine out of his head? Copyright pxnkedniall Words: 92,330 Something in the Orange - Zach Bryan These characters are from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022) developed by Infinity Ward and published by Activision Part 1 of It's Not Living (If It's Not With You) book two: The good I'll do https://www.wattpad.com/1306237308-the-good-i%27ll-do-ghost-x-soap-i

this is just a test in the waters to see if I want to start actually start getting into book writing. Not sure if I'll be writing smut, but I'll definitely be writing fluff. If you have any suggestions please feel free to give me some!

Oneshots of Soap and Ghost!! Requests: open Contains: Fluff, Lime, Smut, and Angst (Not my cover art!)

"And if you call for me, you know I'll run. I'll run to you, I'll run to you. I'll run. If you call, I'll run." Remi has been a runner for a long time, never stopping or staying too long in one place. She couldn't. They would find her, and those who helped her would pay the price for her transgressions. She had learned after the first few times. For the longest time she believed that there was no way out, that she would be a runner for the rest of her life. But on an abandoned planet, she comes across a group that soon becomes her only chance at freedom. [STARGATE ATLANTIS] [RONON DEX] [NON CANON] I don't own Stargate Atlantis, only Remillia Porclannis and her people.