shrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

It's a joke lmao

You're lil old Y/n that decided it would be a great idea to crush on some jelly beans (because same)