BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Bakugou needs some new gear. Lucky for him, a new engineer has made her way to UA-- but God, does she push his buttons. This is a SLOW BURN Bakugou x Female Reader fanfic. There is SMUT, so if that isn't your thing, don't read. Characters are 18+ and in their final year at UA. Art for this series is on my Instagram and Tumblr (@pollypenname). WARNINGS: -Sexually explicit content -Swearing -Violence

Monster Guys x Reader In desperate need for money, (Full Name) applies for a job offer as a pizza delivery girl that pays suspiciously well. All is fine for the first few shifts, but once she's given a last-minute order on a graveyard shift to a place called Amityville Street, she soon learns why the pay was so good. Be it eccentric vampires, werewolves, satanic rituals, axe wielding serial killers, zombies, and more; we'll have your pizza delivered in under 30 minutes or less. If not, then it's free!

aren't you too busy taking care of everybody to take care of yourself? · femreader

"From now to December. That's half a year. Half a year to make her jealous." "I don't know why you're listing terms. I haven't even agreed to do it yet." "I know, but I'm trying to pander to you." "Keep talking." "Free rent. Free food. Free rides to work. Even access to my Netflix account." ". . . Say please." ". . . What?" "Say please, and I'll do it." ". . ." ". . ." ". . . Please date me." "No." - - - - - You and Gojo had spent the last twelve years hating each other. From childish bickering to pouring slime and shaving cream on each other and ruining each other's days at work. You strived to pissed him off every day. To ruin his day as much as he liked to ruin yours. But then the love of his life broke up with him. He fell into a pit, didn't know what to do. Until he turned to you and asked you to fake date him. He wanted to make his ex jealous. Not to hurt her, but because he wanted her to come crawling back. And no matter how desperately you tried telling him that nothing worked like that in the real world, he was desperate. You couldn't even endure him for six minutes, how would you last six months? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ #1 in animexreader - 25/08/2023 #1 in anime - 27/08/2023 #1 in theythem - 06/09/2023 #4 in fanfiction - 14/05/2024