"You. You're the one that saved my life." suicide hotline © all rights reserved australiahns 2015 / 2016

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

''dude my mum just asked me to buy some tampons for her what do i do'' ''i'm sorry who is this?'' lowercase intended +under construction+ warning: this is a very shitty book with a shitty rushed ending xxxxx

"And why the hell do I need to know the answer of y² - x³ = 432?" "Well, because if you solve it, I'll kiss you." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily & lashtonfluff

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)