Empires, Hermitcraft and Life Smp one shots! REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW!

What the title say's basically. I'll write fluff (ships) and angst but no smut! Requests are CLOSED, enjoy! :D (I only ship the characters not the actual people!!)

Incorrect Quotes ft. Hermitcraft

I decided to put the hermits names into an incorrect quotes generator. I'm not sure I got them all, so just warning you. This will also be only the season 10 hermits because they're the ones I know. Of course I don't own the Hermits, they own themselves, and the quotes are not mine either.

the thieves' princes

Joel, Grian, and Jimmy are all heirs to the throne of Mezalea; but they hate being royalty. Etho, Scar, and Tango are all thieves just trying to earn a profit and do their job well. But what if these 6 meet? - The 3 thieves break into the princes' room trying to steal the crown of Mezelea. The princes convince the thi...