(!!!MATURE CONTENT!!! FOR ADULTS!!!!!!!!! YES THAT MEANS SEX!!!) The usually so cold and efficient Loid Forger is struggling with his duties as a spy because he cannot stop desiring his fake wife - while Yor is wondering about the concept of 'marital bliss' she overhears her colleagues whisper about in the coffee kitchen. Especially the part about 'pleasing one's husband inside and outside the bedroom' gives her a great deal of anxiety. Will these two idiots ever realize that fake-married, properly-married, or not-married at all makes no real difference if you genuinely like each other? (MATURE CONTENT = there is smut)

❝ 𝐈𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧' 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ❞ ➢ Road filled with obstacles, it's either they become the demons' banquet or they survive the destined war, but regret must always take a place. ---------♡--------- [UNDER MAJOR RE-WRITING] It's an alternate universe of the original Demon Slayer series, in which major events are different. Cross-posted on AO3! ︎︎ⓘ Trigger warnings! Mention of Suicide, self-harm, abuse and is NOT spoiler-free. Read at your own risk. DISCLAIMER: I own absolutely nothing but this storyline! All credit goes to our respected author Koyoharu Gotouge. 2020.05.13 - 2020.07.07 ©Whatsupthere