AUTHURS NOTES I do not own Hogwarts it belongs to J.K. Rowling.I only own the story line and some characters like Leo, Jean, May, Minx, Ender, Jay,Joe, Chas and Briff.

Harry and Ginny are transported onto the TARDIS when they fall through the veil in the Department of Mysteries. Follow the Doctor, Harry, Ginny, and others on their wild adventure to rescue Sirius Black and stop Lord Voldemort. Takes place during Season 2, Doomsday.

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Ratchet has been turned evil by Dr Nefarious

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION BOOK THREE IN THE LUCY SNAPE SERIES This year at Hogwarts is much different than the last, Dumbledore invites University students to Hogwarts and Snape falls madly in love for the woman... Lucy has a bad feeling about them but doesn't know what it is...As well as other people's problems Lucy has her own why is she finding locks of red hair? Is her relationship between Snape growing weaker? First Written: Age 13 First Edit: None Current Edited Version: None

❝ 𝑺𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉. ❞ a young girl found about her magical abilities and attended the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. [ hp x oc ] © marvelity 2014

―SEQUEL TO "FIX ME"― Now that the Doctor is back, things have changed. AJ believes they'll just get back to travelling, but the Doctor has other plans for her. Needing to have some down time to think things over, he drops her off at Torchwood to stay on Earth under the protection of his long time friend, Captain Jack Harkness. Even if he can't ever say hello without flirting. While she suffers the pain of her abandonment, the only shoulder to cry on offered to her is Jack's and slowly, he helps her overcome the hurt. Secrets are revealed to her and mysteries are solved as she comes to find out who she was, who she really is and who she is meant to be.

Ever wondered how it was for Vendra and Neftin when growing up at the Meero orphanage? Well this story shows how the very first owner. Miss Nolan Meero, who was a loving and kindhearted Markazian, found the twins and took them in, treating them like her own children. And of their very first friend... a hybrid between their kind and Lombax, just like them she was an orphan and found in the cave they had been found in. This is how they, along with their hybrid friend, grew up and of how two of them fell in love. This is their story, but of course... not every story has a happy ending.

A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION THE FIRST BOOK IN THE LUCY SNAPE SERIES ❝Will you stay with me?❞ There was silence. ❝Always.❞ Meet Lucy, she's eleven years of age and has been roaming the streets without a place to call home since she was five. That is until a mysterious man named Severus Snape comes along and unexpectedly changes her fate. She is whisked off to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and learns what it really means to be a witch and that there are others like her in the world. But amongst fascinating education and the beginning of friendships, the discovery of the Tale of the Knights in a seemingly mundane History of Magic lesson may just prove to be something more than a myth. Will Lucy's research into this long forgotten element of history change not only her future but the world? First Written: Age 12 First Edit: Age 15 Current Edited Version: Age 20