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When Lucifer wakes up with a hangover, naked, and right next to Alastor, the radio demon, of all people, he finds himself questioning his entire existence. But when he finds out that Alastor feels the same way about him, he begins to think that things wouldn't be so bad going forward, and maybe the depression that Lilith left behind could go away. And soon, it did. Lucifer felt happy for one of the first times in decades. Until his life is suddenly turned upside down. First Lilith shows up, trying to convince Charlie to give up on her dreams. And pretty soon, the threads of many secrets begin to unravel, and everyone at the hotel is on edge, waiting for the next crazy thing to happen. ... SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!! Children of the Devil!!!! WARNING: this book contains mentions of sexual assault and violence. If these make you uncomfortable please leave and I wish you the best. Also this book is rated mature for a reason if you are not 13 or older, then please find something else to read. DISCLAIMER: cover art is NOT MINE!! CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!

The Morningstar Family, handedly Charlie, decide that the Hazbin Hotel could use a little Holiday theme. Despite his evil nature, Alastor agrees! After all, a reindeer is just a deer on any other day. ⚠️ Hazbin Hotel is rated TV-MA. This story contains adult themes. Please read carefully!

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

After the battle of the extermination , alastor And Lucifer find themselves living in the same place. What will happen when Charlie sends her dad to see if alastor is ok. And what events will follow if alastor sees a good opportunity when Lucifer unexpectedly catches feelings for him. -BEFORE YOU READ THIS KNOW THAT- . ace people CAN BE IN RELATIONSHIPS! Do your research before you judge Also if you don't like radioapple, why you even reading this ?

Just a bunch of Harry Potter oneshots. They are old and I take no responsibility if you die of cringe. Very fluffy, no smut. Feel free to correct my not-so-perfect grammar.

Harry Potter hadn't been attenting to classes for three days. No conflict with the Scarface for that long was too much for Draco. Also, what on earth was happening between Weaslette, Thomas and Finnigan?

Adelaide has made a decision that will change her life indefinitely - moving to Great Britain and surprising the supposed love of her life. But as a feared prison outbreak halts her becoming accustomed to a new country, she got more than she ever wanted. Follow her and Newt as they assist the Wizarding World in solving the Crimes of Grindewald! (Newt x OC: Love Story)

She was thrown into a situation of helping two strange gentlemen in her apartment - a series of events leading poor Adelaide into a strange situation of creatures and an interesting Hufflepuff. What happens when she thinks about him more than she expected? What happens when she's the reason he delays the search for what he's lost? (Newt x OC: Love Story)

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.