Random Percy Jackson jokes

Funny texts for everyone!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!

{COMPLETE} Leah Green is the shyest witch of her age. That is until she meets an infamous boy with a famous lightning bolt scar. As the two friends grow up will they grow closer? What will happen between Leah and Harry?

A small baby girl cried out into the night, her voice filled with sorrow and terror. The scenes being played out around her crib scared her and the searing pain on her shoulder and forehead burned. It felt like her arm was being ripped apart and her head burned with a hot iron poker. As a one year old she didn't understand the battle for life happening before her but she did understand that her family was in danger and hurt. The noises were loud but the crying wasn't only coming from her, but also from her brother lying beside her. This is Lexie's journey, a tale of self discovery, a tale of learning about who she really is. Join her on her path of saving the people she loves, while falling in love.

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

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