South Park Oneshots & Text Scenarios #1 in #ericcartman 😭 I do not own South Park or the characters referenced in these works. All rights belong to Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Cover art sourced from Pinterest (no artist noted).

Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman are all residents of Colorado's South Park. Kenny has a secret: He can't die. He always comes back to life and his friends never remember. He only wishes there could be someone out there who sees him and remembers the deaths that occur. He wishes he could have someone who truly knows him.

heav·en-sent /ˈhev(ə)nˌsent/ adjective "𝐈𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧-𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐡𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥" This is the story of an unlucky boy and a super lucky girl! How will things go for this semi-lucky-unlucky pair?! Start: September 2023- End: April 2024

Y/n has a secret - she can't die. Her entire life is turned upside down when some else dies, though - her father. With nowhere else to go, she winds up in the small town of South Park, where she meets the only other person who shares her immortality - 17 year old Kenny McCormick. #1 - #southpark ❤️‍🔥😭 #1 - #kennymccormick #1 - #kylebroflovski for some reason lol #1 - #kenny #1 - #immortal #1 - #craigtucker #1 - #ericcartman ??

Playboy and whore are two things Kenny McCormick is use to being called on a daily basis. Though he could care less what anyone thinks about him, as long as his best friend still sees the good in him. She has been his rock and biggest supporter since preschool. And he doesn't plan to let her go. But he is keeping a huge secret that could change his friendship with her forever. He fell in love with his best friend. And he has to prove to her brother he's serious about being with her. ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Smart, sweet, and sees the good in everyone, Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got an overprotective brother that scares off anyone dumb enough to approach her. But that doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Her plans for not dating get thrown out the window when she suddenly starts thinking about her best friend in a not so friend way, and she is faced with something she wasn't prepared for. She fell in love with her best friend. She has one problem, her twin brother does not support the idea of them dating. [Recommended Age: 16+] [Word Count: 48,758]