[if the cover dosent show up im Gonna cri btw it was made by @dancingmangos] WHOOOOOAAAAA look at that! My first ask book! If I screw up some personalities pls no kill me.

I make x reader oneshots of objects. requests are CLOSED. i am beginner writer. like said in title, slow updates. UPDATE - 7/16/24 : This book is now discontinued. 6/19/23 - #1 in battlefordreamisland 9/29/23 - #2 in objectshow 6/8/24 - #1 in objectshow

book two of this garbage let's goooo

Read the title 👁️👁️

HI GUYSS IM MAKING A V2 BOOK SINCE MY OTHER GOT DELETED!!, book for any fandoms 👍👍👍👍

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

trophy has titties, massive boobs, huge goo goo gobblers 🤤😍

✧༺♥༻✧.・゜゜・ 𝚁𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐~! - 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛! 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜, 𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 ❀° - 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎! ♩✧♪●♩○♬☆ - 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝! √ 𝙱𝚢𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛~ ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

OSC SHIPPSSS AAAAAA NSFW warning 😧