When a jaded, angsty, antisocial lesbian takes up residence in the abandoned farm up the mountain, the quaint people of The Valley don't know what to do with themselves. The dilapidated farm has been passed down through her family for generations, much the same way one might inherit a curse, or an ugly dresser no one actually wants but everyone pretends to love. But Hark loves it, and has been waiting a lifetime for it to finally fall into her eager hands. And, as it turns out, Helhark Mountain has been waiting for her, too. Solving ancient ancestral puzzles, digging up dangerous secrets, dodging overly-social townsfolk, and hacking down trees that grow much too fast for comfort, Hark cannot help but feel she is finally living a life she was born to. And between swearing like a sailor and threatening people with bloody hatchets, she might even just make time to let someone through her thick armor. If this story seems familiar, that's because it is. Based on the farm life sim games we know and love so much, Helhark Mountain will take you from a two-dimensional simulation and into a world of fantastical spirits, adorable creatures, tropey NPCs, and hilarious heroes who will startle and entertain you at every turn.