RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Welcome back to Storm and Armand's life. Come and see how much life has changed for all of them .

Yuna Whirlwind is your avarige 18 year old, or isn't she? on her 18th birthday she receives an acceptance letter to Sunset Academy, a very prestigious academy, what none knows is that the academy has 2 parts. the first part , the one Yuna is going to attend is the one with vampires, demons, werewolves, angels, elves etc. the second part of the academy is located in a different city and it's for humans only. Yuna soon discovers that nothing is what it seems at the academy, she finds out what she is and what she did 13 years ago, she killed her mother. none knows that, not even her, but as her powers awaken she begins to remember everything that she has done. will she be able to accept what she is or will she run away? will she find love, happiness, or only despair and pain at this academy, her new home? read to find out!!!

"I wanna kill you.." He whispered huskily. "I dare you" I said. Seventeen year old Sonee rave win's a contest to go stay at Dracula's castle for two week's and everything is fine at first.. before two people have gone missing or at least that's what their telling us... but soon after sonee goes looking around in a secret passage way and stumble's into a secret room? and meet's a sexy pale guy with a cute Romanian accent and he demand's that she come's to see her every night at the stroke of midnight or he'll kill her and her missing friend's will they fall in love or will this be a murder that no mortal can solve? Werewolves in Paris (Side story) Johnny is absolutely miserable after his girlfriend of two years dumps him and ends up attacking a guard at a vampires castle, so he’s thrown into prison for murder and that’s when he meets the mystifying Bliss Morgale. White hair that flows softly down to her lower back, White eyes that glow like the moon, White snake tattoos, and don’t forget her flawless pale skin that’s as white as her… well everything! She and Johnny escape the prison together and run off to Paris where Bliss show’s Johnny where she loves to be herself, And Johnny soon feels himself falling in love in the most romantic place in the world.

Evain's just a normal 17 year old girl who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Captured by Damon, a dark, broody vampire, she's immersed into a dark world with little chance of escape. What will become of her fate?

Amelia is an assassin- she wasn't born or raised one, she was made one. At the age of 7, Amelia was kidnapped from her family during a rave through her hometown. No one knew what happened to her, they also didn't know that the person who kidnapped her was her own father. Amelia obeys her father's every order, even knowing killing is wrong, but she has no where else to go. Then, Amelia's brother whom she presumed was dead, shows up and takes her away to an academy for supernaturals. There she meets her new instructor, but is that all he's going to be?

For eleven years, Leo Risso, a slave to the night, patiently watched over his charge without once letting himself be known. Sticking to the deepest of shadows, cloaking himself in the shroud of darkness he carefully bided his time. The monumental day that he had been so patiently waiting for has finally arrived—the day that Shelby Tanner comes of age and he can finally claim her once and for all as his treasured bride. Night after night, Shelby gets lost in vivid dreams involving a mysterious dark knight that had unexpectedly saved her. She had only been ten years old at the time when he swept in like a guardian angel and brought her back from an accident that should have ended her young life. As the years progress, the dreams come more often than not, leaving her feeling more edgy and restless each time. Imagine her shocked surprise when the very same knight that plagues her dreams on a nightly basis suddenly shows up in her apartment with every intention of claiming her as his own. This is a story of steamy seduction, of ultimate betrayal, of bewitching prophecy and timely rebellion that will certainly keep an avid reader, young or old, blood lusting for every last word.

Kate Stewart has to come home to an abusive father, but her life turns upside down when she witnesses a woman getting her blood sucked by a vampire. Kate's curiosity leads her into trouble, which causes her to meet Kevin, the 'prince' of vampires. They end up becoming friends, but can their 'friendship' be more than just friendship? And will Kate get her chance to become the one thing she wants to be, a vampire? Kevin can't help loving her, but will Kate love him back?