gdzie Chuuya pracuje w domu pogrzebowym, a Dazai przychodzi kupić trumnę... dla siebie. - Zatańczyć? - zaśmiał się z niesmaczną ironią nieznajomy - Chuuy'i za to, całkiem nie bez powodu, nie było do śmiechu. Dziwny, naprawdę dziwny człowiek. - Zatańczyć? - powtórzył po nim Nakahara - Miałbym tańczyć? - Rozmowa mistrza Polikarpa ze śmiercią. - ...Słucham? - Danse macabre. Czyta Pan książki? !uwaga: motyw samobójstwa, możliwe wulgaryzmy!

Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :)) -Sophie

School AU Soukoku as teachers at first they start off as friends. But has time goes they start to fall for each other. But as they get closer and closer, secrets get exposed and things start to look rough. Disclaimer: All the characters in this are from the anime Bungo Stray Dogs I might add some OC's. All the fanart in this aren't mine credits to the artists. Someone gave me this idea on my board so if you have any ideas pls feel free to give me some on my page. And enjoy my silly book Started: May 11 2024 Ended: September 6 2024

"𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘪?" 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦; 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥. ------ A collection of SKK one-shots I update sometimes <3 [REQUESTS CLOSED]

These are just some soukoku oneshots, some short, some long. I don't own any of the character. I don't own any of the fanarts, I just found them on Google.

some very ooc angsty/fluffly/steamy soukoku fic c': (somehow this 600 word oneshot turned into this sad excuse for a 10k word fanfic) WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: mentions of suicide, self-harm, strong language, drinking, smoking and sex (it's no smut though...)

»ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?« »ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ! ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴜs!« »ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ɪ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ.« »ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ.« ⚠️ᴛᴡ: sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ, sᴇʟғ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ, ɢᴜɴs, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ⚠️ //SPOILERS FOR THE ORIGINAL BSD STORY//

❝four months from now will be the seven-year anniversary of when you and osamu dazai released your hugely successful first and only album double black and its diamond single 'corruption'. after performing with dazai earlier this year, are you planning anything special to celebrate?❞ ❝corruption is insanely overrated, and I would prefer to never hear dazai's voice for the rest of my fucking life.❞ in which chuuya nakahara and osamu dazai rekindle an old love for each other all in the view of the public eye. 𝙖 𝙗𝙨𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 ! 𝙖𝙪 (𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙢𝙚!) | | | •°. *࿐ ElectricSplatter © (ao3) i do not own this story! it was not written by me, it is just posted on here as i wanted it available in my library for me to read. i do not take any ownership over the plot, story, or writing, this is all purely for my use and not anyone else's. for more info, please read my account bio and / or pm me about questions / wishes to take the story down! original story link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22133044/chapters/52828462

文豪ストレイドッグス See Original Work on Ao3 (/^ -^/) I do not want any hate on my work whatsoever so if you have anything negative to say I would prefer you shove it up your ass like how you would shove those twelve UNO cards up there :)

Soukoku high School au full of fluff because these two deserve to be happy too. Characters may be ooc especially Dazai, but a soft Dazai for once isn't that bad ...