❝NOT EVERY FAIRYTALE HAS A HAPPY ENDING.❞ Highest Ranking: #182 in Random - April 21, 2017

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

After Plankton creates a potion that makes him bigger, an accident causes Squidward to become 100 feet tall. He swims to the surface and attacks a city. Can he be stopped? Who will survive?

"You are the human embodiment of tumblr." "The human embodiment of tumblr with your number. Do your research." The book of a blog where you can look at all the random fandom nonsense that goes on in my life, as well as tags, parodies, edits and the occasional rant. Not a lot else to it. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the above quote actually happened. [started: 15th March, 2017] [ended: 24th January, 2019]

Dat perfect meme doh

Cause we're all dysfunctional human beings who mess up life however hard we try. This book is brought to you by an extremely awkward human being who has had to learn how things work in life the hard way. Highest Rank: #18 in Non-Fiction [10.09.16]