The most cringey, stereotypical, cliche wattpad story DISCLAIMER: this is not my idea, I was inspired by some other people who also made stories making fun of wattpad stereotypes. The characters Xing and Jck are inspired by 2mas and xing from "The worst story on wattpad" by arctic stars https://www.wattpad.com/story/6353209-worst-story-on-wattpad-%E2%9C%93 However the plot/storyline is my own.

STONES TAUGHT ME TO FLY LOVE, IT TAUGHT ME TO LIE LIFE, IT TAUGHT ME TO DIE SO IT'S NOT HARD TO FALL WHEN YOU FLOAT LIKE A CANNONBALL INWHICH James Potter is in a band and Regulus Black is in therapy.

In which Hogwarts' renowned prankster falls for the brunette boy with a smile. "You know, you're not so bad, Lupin." "You're not so bad yourself, Weasley." [Fred Weasley x maleoc] Short story

The Blacks want to marry off their youngest child. He begs Sirius for help and tells him a secret: He is a man and would rather die than be forced to be anyone's wife. Panicked, Sirius arranges a marriage between his brother and his friend James Potter, knowing that Regulus can be the man he is in the English countryside in James' estate, which is a sort of safe haven for homosexual servants who are running from the law or are already convicted. James wants to ensure Regulus' happiness, even at the expense of putting his life on hold for a while. Regulus wants to ensure James doesn't fall into societal ruin because of him. Sirius just wants to help. And Remus is just a very tired butler who watches James and Regulus dance around their actual feelings (literally). (Trans Reggie; set in the Victorian Age, 1890s. No horrible homophobia or transphobia depicted. Dysphoria is thematised. Other tags may be added)

Dominique Weasley knows she’s ugly. Unattractive, unappealing-just positively un-everything. She doesn’t have the same Veela look as her siblings, nor can she pull off the red hair like the rest of her beautiful cousins-she’s the odd one out, the sore thumb-the beast without her own beauty of a prince charming. Now in her seventh year, Dominique swears it’s going to be different-so she says goodbye to chocolate and sweets, hoping to look even a little like her sister and mother, with their willowy figures. Soon she cuts out everything, but it’s not working; Dominique is still ugly, and her sister is only the more beautiful. No one seems to notice Dominique wasting away, how her heart and soul along with body is slowly starving-except Ben Wood. Ben tries to reason with Dominique, but all she wants is for one person to call her pretty.

"Your dad gave you this?" I nodded, still not looking at the necklace. "Your dad did that to your neck." He stated, matter of factly. "Nod. Yes or No. Because this fucking chain is bruised into your skin." ◌ It had always been hard at home, away from her friends and walking on eggshells around her abusive father. Hogwarts was the perfect escape for Cassidy. When her brother doesn't make it through the summer at home and Cassidy is forced to return to Hogwarts without him, she grows closer with her friends, close enough that they might discover her biggest secret. Close enough that one of them might save her from it. PoA-DH Characters and storyline belong to J.K. Rowling, only original characters are my own. xoxo Best Rankings: 1st in #HarryPotter 1st in #FredWeasley 1st in #Fred 1st in #Freddie 1st in #Weasley 1st in #FredandGeorge 1st in #WeasleyTwins 1st in #Hufflepuff 1st in #Trauma 1st in #PrisonerofAzkaban 1st in #GobletofFire 1st in #Soulmates 1st in #Lupin 1st in #Moony 1st in #Padfoot 2nd in #GoldenTrio 2nd in #GeorgeWeasley