High school sucks for a lot of people, Sarah included. Working through grade 11 is hard enough for anyone but it is even harder with the recent murders popping up in her town. The only enjoyment in life is spending time with her friends and even her boyfriend, though that is starting to change with the his recent shifts in his mood. Though things begin to change when the schools recent 'celebrity', starts to show interest in her you can only hope that things are going to get better. Will this guy be able to show her a whole new world, and will a memory from the past come into light? Follow Sarah on her story of hear break, love, friendship and soul mates? And hey why not throw vampires into the mix too?

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-