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"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]