"If you don't want mom and dad to know what you did, you'll have to do what I say." "Alright! What do you want me to do?" "You have a blind date coming up right?" "Yeah..." "You're going to wear an earpiece in, and through the entire date, you'll need to say exactly what I tell you to say." ©Kiki 2019© ➣ Short story ➣ Crackfic ➣ Fluff

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)

a collection of idiotic, yet, at points cliche scenarios with The Bangtan Boys. Choose your bias to focus on and read a long!

𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼? + 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗶/𝗹𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 + 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 : 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘆 (𝗶 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟳 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲!) #3 in wwyd - June 6, 2019 #1 in wwyd - June 9, 2019 status » complete

I clean my phone and put them here (ʘ言ʘ╬)

The most unhinged thing I've ever written. I don't know what I was even thinking writing it. My brain needs rest and it's 3 am. Pray for me 😭 Includes memes and me being delulu. Enjoy! 🤍

❝WHEN I SAY TAYLOR YOU SAY❞ ❝i thought i blocked you❞ ❝SWIFT❞

incorrect quotes of BTS