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[ZyMiYa Trilogy: Book 1 - Zylie] Language - Taglish Started in Aug 2011 | Revamped in Feb 2014 | Finished in July 2014 Published into 2 parts (2nd part just the 2nd half) 1/2 (Pop Fiction, 2014) 2/2 (Pop Fiction, 2015) Blurb Siya si Zylie. Hindi siya clumsy, galit lang siguro sa kanya ang sahig, bully lang talaga ang mga mesa't upuan. At yung mga pader? Humaharang lang talaga sila ng kusa sa daanan niya. Yan ang palagi niyang biro. Kasi nga, ang sabi nila, siya daw ang Reyna ng Kamalasan. Pero nang dumating ang eidolon ng school na si Silver Jeremy Torres sa buhay niya, isa rin ba itong malas na kailangan niyang iwasan?

Maria Georgianne Marfori loved Noah Elizalde more than anything in this world. Ganon din halos lahat ng mga babaeng kilala niya. Yes, he's probably that hot and adorable. Kaya naman ay maaga niyang natutunan ang pag mamahal ng walang pag aalinlangan at takot. Kailanman ay hindi niya naisip na darating ang araw na susuko siya at mapapagod. Never. Noah will end up with her no matter what. But is it really right to love him intensely at a very young age? Her family didn't believe in love. They think it's pure sentiment. They think purely loving someone with your heart was wrong. Binigyan tayo ng Panginoon ng puso at utak. Puso, para maramdaman ang sentimento. Utak, para mapag isipan kung dapat bang tanggapin ang sentimento ng puso. We have to identify who's the better judge. But then again, do we always have that chance to judge? Paano kung ipaglaban mo man iyon ay wala ka parin namang halaga? How are you going to fight for your heart when you know from the very beginning you will lose? That you are Worthless? Why do we all want this? To love what does not love us. To leave those who want to stay. To push away those who want to stay close. To treasure what is worthless.

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

“You chose the hard life, I chose to love you.”  Ara Loraine “Rayne” Yen-Sia has everything. Luke JoPierre Zamora Cariño has her heart. And he chose to break it. She chose to run away from everything. She’d moved on and he’s still stuck.  “Bakit mo kailangang mag-move on, when it was you who first let go?”

[prev My Nerdy Tutor] She is running away from a secret. He is living in her secret.

(Wag kayong malito kung ano ang pagkakasunud-sunod ng PH books.) Simple, top student and role model for many - she's Alexa. A girl who has everything she ever wanted but still keeping her feet on the ground. She promised herself not to love again after a traumatic experience she had about her first love. She hates men! But what if she run across with Zak who is exactly opposite of her? Will she ever change or will she keep her promise to not fall in love again? Can she escape this time?

[NO SOFTCOPIES] Hindi ko alam kung paano makibagay. Ang pangyayaring iyon ang nag-udyok saakin na maging ganito ako. Ang pagiging iba sakanila, ang ugaling taglay ko at ang paniniwala ko ang tanging mayroon ako para maprotektahan ang sarili ko. Hindi ko sinadya ang lahat pero sa mga nangyayari ngayon parang sinasadya ko na din. Ang gumanti sa mga taong nanakit saakin pati na din sa mga taong malapit sakanila ang una sa listahan ko. Ayoko man, pero heto ang paraan para makamit ang hustisyang inaasam ko.