"What I'm basically asking you is, will you be my girlfriend, Evie?" "No! What! How is me being your girlfriend meant to help your problems?" "Obviously not real. I don't date, I don't love, and I don't believe in love. But for you, I'll have to show I love you. I'll have to take you out on dates, and once people see that I'm actually falling in love with a woman, no one will hate me anymore. They will finally leave me the fuck alone because I'm in a relationship. And, well, you owe me,"

"Forbidden love isn't real." "Maybe our love is forbidden." Lando Norris enjoyed scrolling through his DM's, until he accidentally sent a joke reply and incriminated himself. Now, he finds himself falling for the girl he jokingly DM'ed. Will everything fall perfectly, or will there be more bumps along the way than he would like? standalone book. lando norris x femoc! social media x real life started - April 20th, 2024 finished - July 27th, 2024 rewrite started - June 23rd, 2025 rewrite finished - ???