"YOU'RE CRAZY!" "I'm hilarious." What happens when two insufferable children in different spectrums in the chaos and order chart meet together? One having an unhealthy obsession with glitter bombing people, and the other having uncle issues. Would they fight? Try to kill each other? Suddenly fall in love and hold hands? Who knows, that's why you have to read it. THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. It's for the freaks;)

An assignment as the personal escort of the Golden Guard himself doesn't sound too shabby- especially when you've got exceptional abilities to back you up. But reading minds isn't quite as useful as everyone makes it out to be, and your new charge is as bitter and unpredictable as he is endearing. Worse yet, he seems just as incapable of figuring himself out as you are. Maybe the two of you can figure yourselves out together. Your typical 'impromptu induction into the emperor's coven' story. A self-indulgent romance between the Golden Guard and an unspecified, gender-neutral witch, for self-insert purposes (no I will NOT be using Y/N, and if you ask again you will be petrified. Peace and love.) Oh yeah, you're also a mind-reader. Guess you won't have to wonder what goes on in our beloved Goldie's head anymore. (Cover art by me)

REQUESTS OPEN! This fic is a collection of one-shots about reader and the golden guard/Hunter. The stories may transcend the owl house and the plots for each one-shot may occur in different alternate universes(e.g. university au, human realm au, castle au, etc.) I am taking requests and feel free to suggest! A first requester will have one guaranteed one-shot written:D (You may still suggest after getting your guaranteed request and I'll let you know if I take a liking to your suggestions) I don't discriminate against your requests, be it angst, fluff, or anything out of the ordinary. [I do not write smut but can do some kissy or overly obsessive yandere type one-shots]

University AU! This story revolves around [Name] Blight, the reigning queen bee of Hexside University, where social status and power are everything. However, her world is shaken when a new transfer student, Hunter Deamonne, arrives on campus. Hunter is handsome, brilliant, and indifferent to [Name]'s power games. When Hunter unexpectedly surpasses [Name] academically, she becomes obsessed with regaining her throne. Read the escalating rivalry between [Name] and Hunter, as they clash in a battle of wits, pride, and dominance, with neither willing to back down. What starts as a power struggle soon evolves into something deeper, as they both begin to realize that their worlds are more alike than they ever imagined.

You are the unluckiest person in the entire universe. With the constant state of unluckiness, your glasses broke, and you were seated at the backrow of the classroom. You decide to copy the notes of your seatmate. And he... his handwriting was the definition of your chaotic life. Human realm university life. No angst. Fluff.

(Takes places after Hunting Palismen.) After Kikimora returned to Emperor Belos to tell him that the Golden Guard was "dead", something inside himself changes. Hunter showed up in the throne room as Kikimore left. Belos was grateful that his nephew was alive and to him, he didn't care that there weren't any palismen. After what happened with that mission, Belos decided to fix his relationship with Hunter. By being a better uncle to him.

"Do you trust me!?" Hunter shouted "What is this? A fucking Disney movie!?" Y/n shouted back. "Do you want to die!?" Hunter shouted Y/n shook her head. "Yeah! Neither do I.." --------------- Y/n is not from the demon realm but from the human realm, she arrived with Luz. Both known each other since elementary. As Luz and Y/n were in the demon realm, they tried to do magic. Luz happy to be in a realm of magic, Y/n just following as she does and enjoying the magic realm as well. But as Luz is living her fantasy dream she begins to distance herself from Y/n. Y/n trying her best to learn magic too. But after one accident on a mission, Y/n decided that there is no purpose with her here. So since then she's distance herself from everyone. Her main objective now is to get home, but with that she'd have to face many challenges. But all she knows that no matter what, nothing can change her objective...not even 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒? (I did not make the cover) Started: beginning of April 2022

➺ Hunter x [reader]༄🌻 ༉‧₊˚✧ my baby is so fine , my lover's so divine A mini hoard of fun and exhilarating oneshots where you and our beloved golden guard are or/ become romantically enraptured with one another. Reader is FEMALE ∴ pronouns are SHE/HER But to my male readers who don't mind reading as a female, feel free to tag along ;) W A R N I N G (S) ! ⇒ Adult Language; maybe more, see chapter for additional warnings. Side note: ※ unfortunately, this book is discontinued.

"I lived here, I loved here. I bought it it's true, I'm so embarrassed. I feel abused." Y/n L/n was called for the Hunger games, a candidate for district 12, and soon meets a strange boy from district one.

Hunter decided to go have a visit to the human realm when he met you. Y/n L/n, 21 years old, and obsessed with cartoons, and graphic novels. You were just trying to buy your favorite candy: (For the sake of the story) Kit Kat. Hunter helps you out when you realize your stupid younger sister stole your two dollars for the candy to buy her stupid Heath's. (Which aren't even that good!!) He lent you some money, and to pay him back, you broke the Kit Kat in half and gave him one. "I'm Y/n! My friends call me n/n." Hunter smiled. "I'm Hunter. My friends call me...Hunter." This was going to be a fun summer when you find yourself between realms.