Fruitcake book, yes cosmo is chubby, it's good I recommend, please read it I'm desperate, please, I will literally fart if u read it

Austin, who's life was about to brutally end, fights back despite the circumstances. Henry is forced to experience the horrors he planned for Austin, along with the unwarranted aftermath. He fully intends to make Austin pay, even if it involves some, electrifyingly horrid methods . Austin may think he got off scot free, free to persuade his programming dreams, but if only he knew what was coming. ----- Okay, I'm not good at these little summary things, but essentially this is a swap au (I guess??? I always forget how those things work ngl) as clearly shown in the cover lmao. Again, this is for funsies, so I'm writing this until I lose interest. I love it when I gain a new obsession 😔✋

The cover is me trying to stop myself from making this cursed fic Warning for bad language and blood (not excessive though) please keep in mind that while this is a parody version of Wii Deleted You, it's still a fanfic and therefore has some of its own storylines that are mostly different from Iceypie's original creepypasta heavily inspired by many other crackfics

Wii deleted you based on true story!1!1!!!

You don't know me, but my name's Cy I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan (and my name's Rose) Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good, so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow, let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know its worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Marie and I am three I would really like to see a tree La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-li I say let it grow I'm Grammy Norma, I'm old, and I've got gray hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow, let it grow Like it did so long ago It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah, I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and - Come-on, who's with me, huh? Nobody You greedy dirtbag Let it grow, let it grow Let the love inside you show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow (oh, oh, oh, oh) Let it grow, let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (in Thneedville) We say let it grow (it's a brand-new dawn) We say let it grow (in Thneedville) We say let it grow (it's a brand-new dawn)