(WRITTEN BEFORE THE INEVITABLE SEASON 2. STORY WILL CONTAIN LOTS OF SWEARING, SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS, AND OVERALL INAPPROPRIATE THEMES. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A MINOR. DESIGN OF GOD DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.) What if the very ruler of Heaven Himself decided to finally end his 500-year vacation and see how his kingdom has been plunged into chaos? Written by Emperor_Drakkon and Eris345 (Fiona_Fox_Afton)

Ships: Velvette x Carmilla / Lucifer x Alastor / Charlie x Vaggie / (Slight??) Vox x Valentino / Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious (Some of them might not show) Characters: (might forget to put in a few) Charlie/Vaggie/lucifer/alastor/husk/angel dust/ the vees/ carmilla/nifty/sir pentious/cherri bomb/adam/lute/emily/sera/rosie/ (All of them might not show up right away, or maybe even at all.)

PLEASE READ: Hazbin Hotel is for adults so please have that in mind while reading! Tw: sex jokes, sex?, 18+ references, maybe angst? I dunno, swearing... A LOT Ships: Huskerdust, Chaggie, Radioapple, Lute x Adam, Vox x Valentino, Cherrisnake <3 This is also my first time writing so if it's hard to understand some shit just let me know! I could really use some feedback! Enjoy!<3