"𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸." 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱. "𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶." In which Amelia's already testing Monday morning is ruined even further by a certain irate man. The two automatically don't get along and soon become sick at the thought of each other. What happens when Amelia finds herself working for the enemy? ˢᵃⁱˡᵗʰᵉᵐʰᵒᵐᵉ ⁻ ²⁰¹⁷ ᵈᵃᵐᵒⁿ ᵃˡᵇᵃʳⁿ

[RPF - But Not At All Real] Meet Tinsley Hale, American movie star and part time TOTP presenter. Meet Damon Albarn, the pretty boy frontman for Blur. Meet a host of other real and unreal characters that made up Britain's music scene and L.A.'s teen heartthrobs for better or worse throughout the nineties, as these diametrically opposed individuals learn that all they want is each other (but only after being forcefully paired by an increasingly large number of friends, fake dating, dealing with Robbie Williams' love life, commentary from Liam Gallagher, and other Olympian trials).

"Don't you understand? Your mind is not your friend again. It takes you by the hand and leaves you nowhere." ~ How Laura's life keeps getting entangled with her neighbour's boyfriend and band.

In which Trixie Holloway only ever wanted to have a good time, and Damon Albarn just couldn't help himself. The wild nights, of the Party Professor and the Slutty Superstar, led to an academic in the newspaper for all the wrong reasons. Battling the media, their own desires and each other, it could've only ever led to the death of a party. Damon Albarn x OC (Other 90s icons included)

Jamie Vivienne Browne is a music journalist tasked by the magazine she works for to join Blur on their first ever North American tour in 1991 after the release of their album "Leisure". Tensions are high as they travel the country, catalysing the relationship between herself and the lead singer over the years to come. - Disclaimer! Events in this story are fictional, all celebrities depicted are characterised versions of themselves and are not an accurate representation of how they act in real life.